Things I Hate II

See what I did there? Yep. I put Roman numerals in the title. Pretty hardcore right.
Well, I feel like angsting so I am going to do another one of these.

• I hate wiggers. I saw this ginger kid at McDonalds the other day sagging his pants and wearing a gold chain. This feeling of deep hatred coursed through my body, and I told my mom if she ran him over I would give her $20. She didn't do it though. 
• I hate all of those stupid ass children on Disney channel who all have a singing career. Why you do this Disney. WHY
• I hate when you go to the water park and you sense everyone judging you because your man-breasts are dangling glamorously.
• I hate the awful books that are on summer reading lists. My choices? Either I "could read about kids eating kids or [I] could read about a tiger eating animals and then a kid"  (Sam Book)
• I hate Jim Carrey. Something about that guy just makes me want curl up into a ball and roll myself out of a helicopter over a shark infested pond. Why is the pond infested with sharks? I don't know. But they would probably be the great white kind.
• I hate how hot women get upset and walk up to your lawn chair and yell at you at the waterpark because you fell asleep with your sunglasses on and they thought you were staring at their butt while they were bending over to pick something up.
• I hate how specific the last one was. 
• I hate how Phineaus and Ferb still haven't gone back to school.      

Dear Jacob Lairson

I am not sure what caused this war, but it shall be the bloodiest that the world has ever seen.

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Things I Hate

It seems as though everyone and there child-molesting uncle has done one of these. So I shall too.

• I hate having to hold someone's child. I always feel as though I am going to drop the stupid thing.
• I hate those redneck comedy tours.
• I hate Larry the Cable Guy so much, it hurts.
• I hate substitute teachers that act as though they are mentally handicapped. It is not that hard to hand out some sheets to students.
• I hate multiple choice questions with e as a choice.
• I hate how the majority of female PE teachers are dirty lesbians.
• I hate trolls. Get out of your mother's basement you damn troll.
• I hate when people act entitled to something. Like the angsty ladies at McDonald's. No you are not entitled to my respect just because you know how to work a cash register.
• I hate farmvillers. No I am not going to send you a cow. So GTFO.
• I hate having to use proper grammar so that the trolls don't come.
• I hate short answer questions.
• I hate essays.
• I hate how women act when they are pregnant. And why the hell does everyone rub their stomachs and say good job? It was the man's semen that formed that soon to be demon. Why don't you rub our balls and say good job?
• I hate how you can't watch a video on youtube without there being a reference to either Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black.
• I hate Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black. 
• I hate Ps3 and Xbox 360 fanboys. I am physically unable to care any less about which console offers the best gaming experience.
• I hate how everyone has an iPod touch. I have the first iPod. And it is broken. And it is gay blue.
• I hate how everyone acts like such a douchebag when you tell them that you are a male model.
• I hate people who are now judging me because of the last post.
• I hate people who are way over the top about their religion. 
• I hate people who are way over the top about their homosexuality.
• I hate people who start fights but then can't back up all the trash that they were talking.
• I hate people who play World of Warcraft.
• I hate snitches. 
• I hate my inability to be good at physical activities.

Hey Guys

Hey everybody, and by everybody I mean nobody. At this point and time I am just talking to myself.

Well, to start out, I am a noob at blogging. Just throwing it out there. Seeing as to how it took me like 30 minutes  to just set this thing up.

Alrighty then. My name is Hunter. And I am from Alaska. That is where the title came from. ha. ha.
I don't know if I should tell all of you freaks out there on the awesome interwebs anything about me. But I am going to. Because I am a rebel. (not really at all though).

Now, about me.

• I am a varsity football player. But not the douchey kind that steals your lunch money. More like the kind that is on the football team because its the only sport that I am remotely good at. 
• I have a blog. If you were unable to tell.
• I like most kinds of music. Except for country and classical. Both make me want to crane-kick a baby.
• I am one of the most hardcore procrastinators you well ever find. In your life.
• I believe that old people are the coolest things since dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. And I mean that.